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welcome to joke central I hope.you enjoy your stay (the more jokes the funnier I always say) this is the place where you can post you favorite jokes or even anything you think is funny for others to enjoy for a laugh (please follow the forum rules when posting)
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this thread is about as funny as the Sega TMSS screen

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Okay and OK

Here's one that will have you all rolling on the floor ... I doubt that but its corny.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

Bwa ... hahahaha :p
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As basically the only person to consistently work on r3dfox, I kinda just hate it and it's spite that keeps me going lol.
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K4sum1 wrote: 24 Mar 2024, 21:38 As basically the only person to consistently work on r3dfox, I kinda just hate it and it's spite that keeps me going lol.
I'm sorry to hear you don't have help with your new project, I hope that changes. But, yeah, spite is powerful ;)
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xperceniol_sal wrote: 24 Mar 2024, 22:00 I'm sorry to hear you don't have help with your new project, I hope that changes. But, yeah, spite is powerful ;)
I will say there are some contributions from others like Alex313031, florin, wanderer, and probably some others, but I'm basically doing 98% of the work of getting it to work on 7. Wish it was someone that actually knew what they were doing instead of me, but whatever. Surprised I'm the only one to make a W7 Firefox fork.

How r3dfox began was I was following commits that happened in the Firefox master repo until sometime in 117 or 118 alphas because it was quite time consuming and I kinda didn't know what I was doing and stopped. With the Thorium drama, I thought it would be funny to revive r3dfox and do the same. I did revive r3dfox, but I took the boring route of making it a basic fork. Then someone from the other side of the community that hates me said something along the lines of bet it doesn't last until 128, and well I'm kinda forcing myself to continue at least until 128. 128 supposedly is when another fork will exist idk.

r3dfox, or the full name, r3dactedfox is also a reference to a nickname the other side of the community gave me, r3dacted. For context my online name at the time was R3n (also why my signature is R3n who?)
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Duke; I can't see your image is just reads "image" in text?! Unless that was a joke and I didn't get it :o
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It's an AVIF image. If you're using XP maybe your browser doesn't support this format ?
Try to open it from this link: https://i.postimg.cc/Y21V1JMc/Trump-No-Idea.avif

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Duke wrote: 06 May 2025, 21:01 It's an AVIF image. If you're using XP maybe your browser doesn't support this format ?
Try to open it from this link: https://i.postimg.cc/Y21V1JMc/Trump-No-Idea.avif
Yep, has to be an XP thing because I can't even see the picture from the link you sent on 4 browsers and I really want to see it seeing the title (Lol) just empty space ? Later I'll fire up linux and see if I have any luck. I hate to fire up supermium - I don't anymore because I don't trust it.
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^YAY and like like like like like :)

Lun3r to the rescue and WeP

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I have no clue what that last one is supposed to mean. None, zip, zilch.

That makes it a TERRIBLE joke.
Because GOOD jokes require no explanation.

One of them laptops where the screen rotates?
A laptop that can display front OR back and he's sweating because the front went black?
Does the orange crayon in the corner indicate that a 2yr old colored in the picture?

I really have NO CLUE what this is supposed to mean. Translation = TERRIBLE joke.

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^Maybe I'll have better luck this time Lol

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